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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pants did the Japanese porn star wear to her job interview? Bu-khakis"
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"Republicans, don't forget to set your clocks back 50 years"
"A man in the car beside me had his arm out the window and I was admiring his sleeve tattoo until I realized it was only excessive arm hair"
"To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . ."
"Paying bills is fun and easy when you have a bottle of wine and a shredder."
"TIL Lorena Bobbitts sister also tried to cut off her husband's penis. She missed and hit a major artery, almost killing him. She was charged with a misdeweiner."
"My girlfriend and I are so different... I exist and she doesn't."
"All of my horoscopes lately have started with ""Ok, don't freak out but..."""
"What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica? A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out."
"Plot twist: dogs act scared of vacuums to avoid housework."