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Joke of the Day

"On a scale of 1 to 10 you'd be a 10... On a pH scale because then you'd be a basic bitch"

"[Being murdered while eating a salad] Please sir will you stab the spinach out of my teeth don't let them find me like this"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !"

"Seriously though, why can't you put the punchline in the title? What do you say to piss off a redditor?"

"Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It's so fun to watch them freak out!"

"Seafaring language makes me uncomfortable, so no, I would not like a chips ahoy cookie or any other maritime treats, thank you."

"What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!"

"Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday"

"What do you call a skinhead underwater? An oister"

"In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word ""average"" is between easy and hard."