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Joke of the Day

"(1:35pm) God: Yo Abraham (1:37pm) Abe: sup (1:38pm) God: Need u to kill ur son (1:42pm) Abe: k (4:02pm) God: jk lol (4:10pm) God: u there?"

"Major Tom: This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door & I'm floating in a most peculiar way GC: New phone. Who dis?"

"Friend of mine said ""What rhymes with orange"" I said ""No it doesn't"""

"When will Smith die When Will Smith die we will call him Was Smith?"

"England 1 - 2 Iceland Credits to Iceland though, can't take that away."

"What is the most searched porn on the ginger-bread man's computer? Crumbshots"

"Somebody stole my mood ring... ...I don't know how I feel about that."

"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."

"My Wallet My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry :-("

"Cinco de Mayo is when all the single white women in your office go out for margaritas after work and loudly call each other ""hooker."""