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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff? The bus could fit 30 more lawyers."

"I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength."

"What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside? A mushroom."

"Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? Because it was too cold out tide."

"TIL there are a lot of #1 rules for being a prostitute"

"Come forth. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Black lives matter."

"Genie: 1st wish ME: I wish for a pen G: #2 M: another pen G: wtf M: I already lost the 1st pen G: and ur 3rd M: ur not going to believe this"

"What's the difference between choking sex and necrophilia? About 5 minutes"

"How do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Stick"