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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the lawyer with a fetish for loopholes? He got off on a technicality."
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"""You're getting an MFA in English? Wasn't your Bachelor's useless enough for you?"" -second degree burn"
"What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes? Xu wong"
"What's the secret ingredient in Bush's Baked Beams? Jetfuel."
"A bottle of food coloring jumped off a building... It dyed."
"[ER] Me: I CANT FEEL MY LEGS AM I DYING DOC? Dr: *loosens my belt*unbuttons my pants* Me: is this appropriate? *blood returns to legs* oh."
"[chiropractor] Dr., your client Tony is here -Tony? The guy whose skin is made of bubble wrap Yes -Oh hell yes clear the rest of my schedule"
"Why can't a T-rex clap? Because there extinct."
"I recently heard Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident ... Some dick cut her off"
"You know what's nuts? My balls!"