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Joke of the Day
"A bottle of food coloring jumped off a building... It dyed."
Next Joke
"What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? Hey, I think he moved."
"A horse walks into a bar And the bar tender says ""why the long face?"" The horse replies ""my wife just died of cancer."""
"I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn Doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night"
"1:5 people in the world are Chinese. My family has 5 people so its either my mom, dad, brother Colin or Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin"
"Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross."
"I like my coffee like I like my ships. Full of semen."
"I took a girl to Fight Club. Terrible place for a first date. We had nothing to talk about."
"""Dad, did you know in some countries men don't know their wives till after they get married?"" ""Um, it's like that in every country, son."""
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss."