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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] I asked my roommate if she would suck my cock after I cleaned it... The dirty cocksucker said no!"

"I hate when people say ""She's out of your league"" Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen."

"I will put you in your place. -me to everything because OCD"

"Hey girl, you know why they call me ""Toilet Paper?"" Because I'm so Charmin."

"Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air."

"Did you hear about the Mexican that was shot on the golf course? There was a hole in Juan."

"What do you call 4 condoms? For me, a year's supply."

"u have one (1) new dad. click here to accept Todd."

"Hey, Baby, you work for the TSA? 'Cause I've got a suspicious package, and I need you to blow it."

"Roses are red.... Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Bacon!"