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Joke of the Day

"Hey, Baby, you work for the TSA? 'Cause I've got a suspicious package, and I need you to blow it."

"NOT all policemen are strippers."

"What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies!"

"Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!"

"A will is a dead giveaway."

"What is ET short for? Cos he's only got little legs"

"Me:*shows up to 1st date with giraffe* Her: OMG, can this date get any better Me:*pulls out saddle* You bet giraffe it can"

"I tried throwing away my old boomerang but it keeps coming back"

"Highways need 4 lanes per side. A racecar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane."

"What do you call a snail on a sail boat? A snailor"