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Joke of the Day

"My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! It's funny because marriage is terrible."

"To any ex-military that live on my street I apologize for whatever messages we may be sending, 2yo has discovered light switches"

"I have a very defined ab. That's not a typo, I only have a single ab"

"Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell? Because of anticipated traffic numbers!"

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo. Better if you say this aloud."

"Kids, don't do cocaine but if you do make sure you have a lot cuz you'll want it."

"Annoyed condom Why was the condom annoyed? It got pissed off"

"What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B."

"Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for ""stuffing"" on Google than on PornHub."

"What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz? Elephants Gerald"