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Joke of the Day

"Expecting a person of a certain race to constantly be commenting on their race is also a kind of racism."

"Furniture salesperson: Do you see anything you like? Waldo: Actually yes this red and white couch is quite nice."

"And then I realized, it's not that I love documentaries. I just love establishing shots of courthouses."

"(dark humor) In the used cars for sale add i am selling very little used wife whole or in pieces."

"The Last Contango in Paris Commodities Exchange."

"A hipster has just died Welcome to heaven, says god. The hipster turns back : no way, I'm going to hell before it's cool"

"Billy and his dad. Billy's dad walks into his room and says ""Billy, if you don't stop masturbating you're going to go blind."" To which Billy replies, ""Hey Dad, I'm over here!"""

"""I see,"" said the blind man... as he pissed into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""

"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8,9,11"

"Hunters should always know what's behind their target Behind mine is a Sam's Club and a Starbucks"