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Joke of the Day

"Expecting a person of a certain race to constantly be commenting on their race is also a kind of racism."

"One time, I pulled my pants down to moon someone & accidentally opened the car door instead of the window & rolled down the street naked."

"What does a news anchor say during sex? this just in"

"Saw Robin Hood. Basically it's a film about stealing 13 dollars from evil movie-goers and giving it to the studios."

"My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days."

"A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house"

"How do you turn a cow into a steak? You mootilate it."

"Walking into a fro-yo shop is probably what it's like walking into a Japanese girl's purse."

"I tried to shuffle a pile of Ibuprofen I guess drug dealing just isn't for me."

"What is the favorite note of a priest? A minor"