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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mathematician get pulled over? for drinking and deriving"
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"My dad used to say me ""what ever you do, don't get killed like a pussy"" and this comes from a man that died in his shed."
"Pssst, what's the answer to question number 5? umm, dude this is a voting booth."
"If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just bunch of countries not talking to each other"
"Time for a Pao wow... Feel free to express how you really feel..."
"*smokes fat doobie* *enters hotdog eating contest* *sets Guinness World Record* *gets disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs*"
"My wife is a sex object Every time I ask for sex she objects."
"Boss: Let's be frank. Me: Dibs on ""Sinatra."""
"What do planets like read? Comet books! Edit: What do planets like to read?**"
"How do you reuse toilet paper? You stick it in some water and boil the shit out of it."