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Joke of the Day
"My dad put snowballs in the blender I miss snowballs he was a great cat"
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"Not to 1up you but *drops green mushroom on your head*"
"To people calling themselves ""Grammar Nazis"": you're not correcting grammar so much as punctuation or spelling. Hi, I'm a Nomenclature Nazi."
"""I can't believe you slept with her!"" ""Well, we were both drunk, and..."" ""But I thought you don't drink?"" ""It's true, but she was drunk enough for the both of us."""
"I called the rape advice hotline... ...Turns out it's only for victims. Edit:: Guys relax! Its JUST A JOKE."
"What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu? A bull shiht"
"GF and I went to see Dark Knight Rises our 9th date. Dates can be summarised dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman."
"Maybe this lady is trying to perpendicular park."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."
"Raping someone on an elevator... is wrong on so many levels"