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Joke of the Day
"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
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"Your mother Fucks for bricks to build your sister a whore house."
"Husband to daughter's boyfriend... ...""Glad to finally meet you. I've noticed you in our food budget for some time now."""
"What is the holiest chord? G sus"
"Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry."
"Famous Last Words List your favorite ones. The one I liked the most when I was growing up: Tarzan: ""Who greased the vine?"""
"If the interviewer asks where you see yourself in 5 years Standing naked on top of a fire truck does not appear to be the correct answer"
"What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand? Bean dip"
"AMA Request: Kim Davis. I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so: If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?"
"What the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches"