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Joke of the Day
"What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu? A bull shiht"
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"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard."
"shit i lost the instructions to my shampoo and now there's blood EVERYWHERE"
"I drink my alcohol responsibly...spilling is not an option"
"If anyone advises you how much lettuce to put on your burger, stop them right there. That's just the tip of the iceberg."
"What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar? Buck-teeth!"
"Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience."
"""is that blood or ketchup?"" ketchup ""how is that even possible?"" *surgeon stops making incision* I don't know"
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."
"In my son's class they were talking about allergies, my son said ""My mom says she's allergic to most other moms"" Super"