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Joke of the Day

"Reading an article about how more kids are ""experimenting with drugs""... What does that mean? More kids tripping in lab coats?"

"Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret."

"a man walks into a bar he falls to the floor unconscious. oldy, but a goody."

"If life gives you melons... ...you may be dyslexic."

"Anal sex is like your first car.. You dont want it but your dad gives it to you anyway."

"One of the best ways to disguise the sound of a fart is to do it during the 4 claps in the Friends theme song."

"After that release you can call me POTATO_OUT_OF_MY_ANUS"

"Why is it not a good idea to send cats to Mars? Because Curiosity would kill them!"

"Teacher , How can we keep the school clean Teacher: ""How can we keep the school clean?"" Student: ""By staying home"""

"What noise does a Hebrew train make? Jew jew!"