95524
Joke of the Day
"I'm not sexist. Being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for woman."
Next Joke
"asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip"
"I hate control freaks. They never listen to me."
"Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to take your pick? Son-in-law: No thanks. I'll just use the hammer."
"Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday? Because the stores advertise ""Back to Back"" savings."
"Q: Why must judges learn to spell well? A: They must follow the letter of the law."
"folks we use a Mouse to browse a web. what are we on the internet or in a barnyard here. cmon damnit."
"A nutritionist wants us to examine a sandwich. So lettuce..."
"Well it looks like it's just you and me.. [tumbleweed starts rolling away] WAIT TUMBLY, NO"
"Doctor doctor I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties."