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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why must judges learn to spell well? A: They must follow the letter of the law."

"CAPT. AMERICA: Merry Christmas, Hulk! Happy Hanukkah, The Thing! Er... what religion are you, Thor? THOR: Do you understand I'm an actual god"

"What is every Amish woman's dream? Two Mennonite."

"Real men don't need guns. One time I beat a burglar to death with a sleeve of Ritz crackers and used the crumblings for a casserole crust."

"Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?"

"I forgot to bring my towel to the gym... But I'm not gonna sweat it."

"I meet James Bond at my university. After some greetings, I ask him: ""Whats your GPA?"" James answers: ""4 2.4."""

"My Grandfather developed Cancer when he was younger Some say he's the most evil scientist to ever have lived."

"You might think incest is gross... **but it's** ***all relative.***"

"My perennial favourites always seem to come back year after year."