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Joke of the Day
"I like Gravity... It keeps me down to earth"
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"Doctor doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live! Be with you in a minute"
"Why did the communist Chinese government outlaw Viagra? They didn't want the people to have free elections."
"US Naval Communications"
"A sandwich walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan."
"There's a steering wheel in my pants It's driving me nuts"
"Wife asked if I was going to take out the trash. Told her I didn't know her sister needed a ride home. I'm bleeding. Call 911"
"What do you call a group of Ocelot? An Awful-lot."
"I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just nuts."