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Joke of the Day

"I like Gravity... It keeps me down to earth"

"Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hilary"

"Did you hear about the contortionist that fell in love? She was heels over head for him!"

"What kind of car do ghosts drive? BOOgatti!"

"It's crazy they couldn't shut bob marleys coffin when he died It kept jammin"

"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew!"

"I heard a joke about a German sausage today It was the wurst"

"A Prime Rib, A Baked Potato, and a Garden Salad walk into a bar... The bartender snaps his head away from the newspaper and yells, ""Beat it, guys!"" ""We don't serve food!"""

"What is wrong with a turtle who can't come out of his shell? Ereptile dysfunction"

"""I'll be black"" the potato dramatically announced moments before going into Sarah Connor's freezer -The Termintator"