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Joke of the Day

"Why did the communist Chinese government outlaw Viagra? They didn't want the people to have free elections."

"Scandanavian Booty Call What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her? ""I aint no Valhalla back girl."""

"How long does it take To microwave a baby? I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer."

"You know your relationship is losing its spark when your wife wears a rape whistle to bed."

"What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice? Cat Farts..."

"A Chinese couple, Jane and Jack Wong, was killed by the White Walkers but never came back to life .. .. because ""two wongs don't make a wight [1]"" [1] http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights"

"Did you hear about the guy who tied to put his package into tried to put his package into the mail box? He thought it was a fe-mail box"

"Someone stole all the toilet seats at the station! Authorities have nothing to go on."

"How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate? You pay a buccaneer."

"50 shades of hay [50 shades of hay](http://imgur.com/YRGs7P0)"