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Joke of the Day
"Doctor doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live! Be with you in a minute"
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"Last night I found out that my wife has conditional gender dysphoria. She said that she needed to be Frank with me."
"I said ""Hi"" to a feminist. The trial is scheduled for tomorrow"
"Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs."
"I showed my cop roommate ""Requiem for a Dream"" for the first time last night. It was so dark, he shot the t.v."
"[Mr. Robot] I may be late... ...and, for sure, Edward Alderson is late, but Christian's later"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use? Polaroids"
"Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: He was hit by a bus"
"""Bones?"" I said. ""Is that you?"" ""In the flesh"", it replied."