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Joke of the Day
"I want to see an episode of Intervention where the person is addicted to Nutella."
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"It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside."
"When I asked for screenshots, I meant using the PRT SCR button, not shaky pictures of the screen with your phone, you idiot."
"According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/"
"My friend met his wife on tinder ...It was six months after their wedding"
"A magician was walking down the street then he turned into a grocery store."
"Two guys walk down the street And one falls through the window"
"Laying in bed, watching the ceiling fan spin, my thoughts wonder to 1. Who turned the ceiling fan on 2. Why don't I have telekinetic powers"
"What do you call a grandma that know martial arts? A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells."
"*lowers head *breaks thru 5 tackles *hurdles lineman *runs 100 yards *hamstrung at goal line *dragged back to line of scrimmage -my wedding"