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Joke of the Day

"When I asked for screenshots, I meant using the PRT SCR button, not shaky pictures of the screen with your phone, you idiot."

"Need a new emoticon? Why not (V)(;,,;)(V) ?"

"He's very handsome, by which I mean he has some hands. The normal amount of hands. I'm not great at describing people with words."

"Chemist died in a fire outbreak. Polices had identified the cause, the chemist knew the water was not a solution,"

"The creator of WinRAR was arrested and put on trial The trial was supposed to last 40 days, but it keeps on going"

"What do you get if you jack off Donald Trump? you could say, I vank a Trump"

"The nicotine patch is great. I get my addiction out of the hands of the evil tobacco industry and into the loving arms of big pharma."

"me: did you check the suggestion box boss: we don't have a suggestion box we have a paper shredder me: MY DRAWINGS"

"What do you call a black man with no arms or legs? TRUSTWORTHY! "

"Why cant the Rolling stones ever be pastors? We all know they dont gather mass."