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Joke of the Day

"Girl Horribly Rejected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va9sVhWuAv8&feature=youtu.be"

"Want to get really stoned? Commit adultery in Iran."

"What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator? My Bologna had a first name."

"Texts from mom: Thanks to the supreme court, now it's not just women who won't marry you."

"I saw a zombie wearing Crocs on The Walking Dead and thought to myself ""she totally deserved to die""."

"Did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit card? Neither, he used praypal."

"Playboy Magazine has announced that they will no longer publish nude pictures in their magazine. O, The Oprah Magazine, has vowed to pick up the slack."

"I never took Complex Anal. in college So I had to find out about the residue theorem the hard way."

"I mean, I'm smart, but I'm no Alfred Einstein."

"What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals? He threw it."