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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an average ogre? Mediogre."
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"Miss someone? Paint a helium balloon like their face. Deflate it. Put it in your back pocket. They're still gone and that was weird advice."
"Why is it so easy to fool an octopus? They're all suckers."
"What did one horny whale say to the other? Wanna humpback at my place?"
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back seat of the oven."
"Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday."
"When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?"
"I like dating black girls... Because I don't have to meet their dad."
"Why does England always get attacked in the summer? Because the Knights are shorter then."
"half life 3 will never come out lmfao got u~"