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Joke of the Day
"I used to race motorcycles. Man, those things are a lot faster than me."
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"What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !"
"What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet? A Scotland Yard."
"Im hosting a charity event tonight for people who cant reach orgasm If you can't cum let me know."
"Before a long trip I drink allot of alcohol the night before. Dehydration will work for me for once."
"Stop editing ya'll pics. What if you go missing? how you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on facebook & chief keef in person."
"Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb? Everywhere."
"Do you even know what patronizing means?"
"I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack"
"Women's underwear is a great example of how you can make something half-assed and it still become very successful Thought of this in traffic yesterday"