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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!"

"Why hasn't Kim Kardashian seen her asshole lately? He's on tour."

"Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home."

"If I rape a prostitute, Is it shoplifting?"

"What did the jungle cat say to the comedian in a packed laugh house? ""Stop making me laugh, you are going to make me puma pants""."

"There are only two types of people in this world... People who pee in the shower, and motherfucking liars."

"When I see 18 wheelers carrying something covered with a tarp, I just assume that it's an injured Transformer."

"I was walking down the street earlier and saw two kids fighting As an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

"What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin? Believe in reincarnation."

"We think you may have a phobia of marriage Doctor: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? Me: I can't say I do. Doctor: That's one of the symptoms, yes."