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Joke of the Day

"Hey, college students: It gets debtor."

"Why have all the immigrants left? They had no rights."

"If you're going to carry on a cell phone conversation in the men's room you can count on me to make HORRIBLE noises and flush every two seconds."

"I used to live with a girl ...until she realized I was there"

"Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights? To help them find missing sea men."

"If a girl is standing and shouting through the sunroof of a limo, that limo has turned on its slut siren."

"What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? A liquor cabinet."

"I think I've figured out Dr Who's first name Guess"

"Judas: Still on for Friday? ""Jesus: Friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""

"I have neighbors who are racist. Whenever we play monopoly, instead of using the hat or thimble I just carve a black family out of wood. They move whenever I land on their property."