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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!"
Next Joke
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip bitch."
"What do more than half the U.S. population consider a gay marriage? Still not recognizable"
"Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon? Because there are no gaze in the military"
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're unfunny and very efficient."
"Deadpool was Green Lantern Batman was Daredevil Captain America was Human Torch And we're just gonna walk around like EVERYTHING is OK???"
"Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya."
"So the presidential debate is tonight. Even vegans can't stay away from this pig roast."
"Ok gas pump, enough! Credit or debit? Zip code? Reward Card? Car Wash? Receipt? What octane? It takes less buttons to launch a nuke!"
"""I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"" ""Anabolic?"" ""No, just the penis"""