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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why Russia is so homophobic. Most of the women there look like men anyway."

"Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him."

"Note to self Don't buy one."

"If you hate us so much, stop using our Internet"

"Think the person who invented dog food knew they came up with dog food? ""What do you think of my new dish?"" ""I think dogs would love it."""

"*Attempts to use 'I have a boyfriend' meme* Meme: I have a boyfriend."

"Today I decided to burn some calories.. So I lit a fat kid on fire."

"Incest Competition My town is having its monthly incest competition, I entered my sister."

"I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone."

"Who's the poorest person in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy."