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Joke of the Day
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
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"Ladies ... I will solve the argument of the proper skirt length for you. The proper length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite"
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"all your favs are going to a special cause tonight it's called ""my low self esteem"""
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"From my 3yr old nephew: Why do chickens sit on their eggs? Because they don't have chairs."
"It's quite appropriate that fast food cashiers... often open with ""sorry for the weight""."
"A vegan took my picture. It was hard to smile saying, ""Gluten-free, dairy-free, imitation monteray jack soy cheese."""
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"A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!"