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Joke of the Day
"My problem with profanity is that..... It's mother fucking dusgusting"
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"My doctor said I had 2 months to live So I shot him, the judge gave me 30 years"
"Rhetorical is still a word, right?"
"What do you do when a chemist dies? You barium"
"People laugh cos I've got 3 cats, but come the next Ice Age, when I speed past you on my cat sled, who'll be laughing then?"
"So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven't suffered enough."
"Do you know how to tell if a date rapist put a roofie in your drink? Wanna beer?"
"For some reason I'm only afraid of Middle Eastern spiders... It's O.K. though. My doctor says it's normal to be Iraqnaphobic."
"""I'M GOING BANANAS!!!"" ...is what I tell my bananas when I leave the house."