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Joke of the Day
"Huh, this is a first Never had an ambulance follow me to the gym before They must know"
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"What's an epileptic persons favorite pizza place? Little Ceizures."
"At the Special Olympics they don't use starter pistols... They use Spud Guns."
"What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common? They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)"
"I made a meme"
"The downside of studying law: you think a lawsuit is the solution to all problems. *resists from threatening Dominos for not giving oregano*"
"How did Steve Jobs die? From PC"
"let's get married but instead of kids we have nachos"
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
"My friend dropped his phone in the toilet It was a shitty phone anyway True story"