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Joke of the Day

"So does anybody have any M. Brown jokes, or would we be taking shots at him too soon?"

"What did the erotic novel author get from his editor? Sticky notes. What did he get from his publisher? A hard copy."

"BOSS: You forgot my birthday didn't you? ME: *lighting candle* No what gave u that idea? BOSS: idk maybe that candle stuck in a urinal cake?"

"My mule is pretty lazy... ... Always doing half-assed work."

"I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment"

"Did you hear about the restaurant that got closed down because they were serving just the rear ends of animals? Just-ass was served"

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"Whenever I see someone posting a picture with a celebrity, I comment: ""Who's that next to you?"""

"""911, what's your emergency?"" Me: A cute guy at the laundromat walked past me while I was folding my period underwear."

"Why do engineering students call themselves engineers? You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista."