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Joke of the Day
"I love being a gynecologist I find that I'm always hard at work."
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"Why is sleeping with a weatherman always disappointing? Because he always promises 10-12 inches, but you only ever get 2-3."
"Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?"
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"What do you call a Mexican with no legs? Cuntswaylow."
"How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?? One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn....."
"Anal bleaching; because you never get a second chance to make a first impression."
"When someone shows you a picture of their kid the one thing they don't wanna hear is... ""Oh yeah I have some photos of your kid too"""
"Girlfriend: Ok you hang up :-) Boyfriend: No You hang up first :-) Girlfriend: no you first Boyfriend: No you first NSA: both of you hang up"
"Tree men walk into a bar They order root beer and leaf before paying."