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Joke of the Day
"According to movie trailers, 98% of white kids are possessed by the devil."
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"What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk? Coink! Coink!"
"I'm always disappointed when I board a plane and there's no handsome man running after me to stop me. Thanks, hollywood."
"Biggest joke on Reddit r/politics"
"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store? Because he wanted a tight seal."
"Car insurance companies got it right Don't date women under 25!"
"Tip: When the cop asks you ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" do NOT respond with ""I know, right?!"""
"Joke from my childhood: What do you call a pig that losses its voice? Disgruntled"
"Just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye. So I just had an interview with a girl with a lazy eye....didn't know what eye to look at.....so I just stared at her tits."
"My dog kept me awake all night. Dreadful diarrhoea. Don't think I cooked him properly."