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Joke of the Day
"How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette."
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"I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi"
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"Ayy Loam Ayy loam I soiled myself!"
"I'm not sure who's more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror."
"why public hairs not gone white ?"
"One of my favourites Women's rights."
"Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas."