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Joke of the Day
"""Miley Cyrus: 'Society Wants to Shut Me Down'"". Not down, Miley. Up."
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"nsfw Why did the gay have sex with the lesbian? To get back at her girlfriend."
"Two bloke sitting in a pub watching a dog lick its balls. One turns to the other and says ""I wish I could do that."" The second drunk replies ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you."""
"How does Hitler line people up to get ready for mass genocide? Jew by Jew"
"What kind of drugs to tumblr users take? Anti-oppressants."
"What started with a J, and ends with whore?"
"If you're home alone and hear a fart do you laugh or get scared"
"*makes eye contact with beautiful woman across fancy restaurant* Waiter, send that woman a glass of your finest Sprite."
"I stayed up late last night to watch the greatest boxing match of all time Ali vs. Parkinsons"
"I'm not as tweet as you drunk I am think."