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Joke of the Day
"What did the apple say to the apple pie? ""You've got some crust."""
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"If someone makes you want to murder them, don't hesitate to do it. That moment you wait is the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder."
"It's like my father always used to say, ""[years of silent disappointment]"""
"""Follow your dreams!"" - someone born into money"
"Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball? Because the always hit the RIM!"
"I gave my son some masturbation advice. ""Slow the fuck down, you're going to rip my cock off."" I told him."
"Trump: Do you wanna build a snowman? Elsa: Who will pay for this snowman? Trump: Ok byeee "
"The world is full of people who just need to hug a cactus."
"HOBBIES INCLUDE: - Whispering dark secrets to animals - Trying to get a strawberry seed out of my teeth - Being vegan, but also eating steak"
"Why do clumsy people get married? They fall in love."