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Joke of the Day
"The world is full of people who just need to hug a cactus."
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"I wish Bill Clinton would stop pointing his finger at everyone, Lord knows where that finger has been. #DNC #DirtyPoonTang"
"House for sale. Spider on ceiling."
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"Have you heard about the man with five penises? His underwear fit like a glove."
"Tried to catch fog yesterday... Mist."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death please open this door !"
"Quit calling me to the front of the store to claim my lost child! Drop her in the lost & found and I'll get her when I'm ready."
"Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen? Because the thief was spending less than his wife."
"What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol? A Broad Stroke..."