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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew the light bulb."
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"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they...lactose... I'm sorry."
"A Spanish Magician says he will disappear on the count of three He said Uno Dos Then he disappeared with no tres (say it out loud to understand)"
"Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested? He attributed to the delinquency of a miner."
"Why are peppers irritating? Because they're jalapeno business!"
"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""
"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"
"How do you top a car? Tep on the brake, tupid!"
"Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door."
"My friend just launched the second hubble into space... A hubble bubble."