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Joke of the Day
"don't let the glasses fool you, I'm an idiot"
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"What was the best thing before sliced bread? Massive sandwiches"
"My missus asked me where her Valentine's day card was. I said, ""Sorry, I had a headache."""
"Her: How would you describe that green sheep? Me: I don't know. Olive ewe? Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101"
"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"
"What does Julius Ceasar say after sex? Veni."
"My friend gets offended when people tell fat jokes. I told her to lighten up."
"I painted my computer black now it doesn't work I painted it white to make it work again now the whole system is corrupt - daddypig-ncsu"
"Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."""
"Why do people put orange clothes on their kids at pumpkin patches? I almost picked a fat one up until it screamed."