186608
Joke of the Day
"don't let the glasses fool you, I'm an idiot"
Next Joke
"Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding? Because he cantaloupe."
"El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth."
"I will do a lot of things but admiting I'm cold to my mom when she told me to bring a jacket is not one."
"Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don't understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking."
"What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring? Sinkhole de Mayo"
"What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body? I wanna Bone a part"
"Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!"
"I like when I see a 30mph speed limit sign spraypainted to say 80. Whoever does that has found a way to completely beat the system"
"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"