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Joke of the Day
"In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you."
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"Womens are crazy And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
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"'I like big butts and I cannot lie.' - homeless guy rummaging through an ashtray."
"The dog almost ate the bird tonight. It was like a Dateline episode. ""He kept to himself, but on the evening of June 6, he snapped."""
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