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Joke of the Day

"It was Beethoven's 245th birthday yesterday. Of course, that's only 35 in human years "

"What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom? I've been framed."

"If your a kid and want to become cooler, heres a tip. Start smoking cigarette's. You can thank me later."

"Stopped by the apple store to see if they have a better phone than the Samsung Galaxy S3......ilaughed"

"Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course I've had this cold in my head for two days !"

"What did they call Hitler's limo driver? the Chau-fuhrer"

"If I had a dollar for every time I saw a repost of r/Jokes ... I'd be as rich as the guy who posted this first"

"Canada's got it right, when they don't want a citizen, they just convince them they have talent so they move to the US. #JustinBeiber"

"WHAT'S a pirate's fav'rite Letter? Aye, ye think it be RRRRR, but it's the C."

"I was talking with my girlfriend on Skype the other night... ...and she told me this really, really terrible joke. I mean, it wasn't even remotely funny!"