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Joke of the Day

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should be changed regularly Both for the same reason"

"Do you? (X post from funny) There are 10 types of people on this planet, those who understand binary and those who don't. :)"

"How do you circumcise a West Virginian man? Punch his sister in the throat."

"Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!"

"Just used the holiday card with your kid's face on it to scoop up a dog turd in the living room."

"""Well, that just isn't gay enough"" - the inventor of wrestling, shortly before adding spandex to the mix."

"What do you call the misuse of a meme? A misdememer."

"Have you heard of the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines"

"What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden"

"In the future, bars will have airtight tubes people can go fart in. The tubes will have pipes that connect to prisons."