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Joke of the Day
"Shakira molests air and calls it dancing."
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"I love drinking wine. It's my Riesling for being."
"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"
"I really got in touch with my inner self tonight... I'll never buy that cheap toilet paper again!"
"When a friend asks you to keep her pregnancy on down low, you say Mum's the word"
"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner?? He breaks his nose."
"Children in the back seat cause accidents... ...accidents in the back seat cause children."
"Broke up with my girlfriend today On the other hand I met this chick."
"They said I'd miss my family I never miss at close range."
"My grandfather had a stroke this week.. He saw a picture of my grandmother when she was younger and couldn't help himself."