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Joke of the Day
"*gently carrying a burrito in my mouth like a mother cat with her kitten*"
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"Grammar Nazis have typo negative blood."
"[NSFW]We should learn three things from dogs. 1. Love 2. Trust 3. Faithfulness And what we actually learn? Doggy style"
"Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys."
"What sound will reddit make when it blows up? Nothing, it's just a website."
"Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?"
"lady at table behind me: sometimes babies get gassy. they can't burp so they get mad and cry me, turning around angrily: its not JUST babies"
"He pasta way? Here today, gone tomato. You cannoli do so much before thyme is up. Never sausage a tragedy. Olive my thoughts are with you."
"What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !"
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do!"