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Joke of the Day

"How are eating a girl out and working for the CIA similar? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit. (Thanks to u/Gary_III for pointing out the mistake last time"

"Is your food spicy Sir ? No smoke always comes out of my ears !"

"I'm more optimistic than most. Some say the glass is half empty, some would say it's half full. I'd say ""Hey, That's a nice glass!"""

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None... he fell."

"Have you ever heard of the s-shaped well? It's pretty swell. And I would tell you about the d-shaped well, but I'd rather not dwell on it."

"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."

"This Petraeus scandal is getting real confusing. I hope I didn't sleep with him."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She Gagged."

"What one food reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding cake."

"A calculus joke... Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!"