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Joke of the Day

"A Chicago priest is offering a $5,000 reward to help stop gun violence. Meanwhile, people with guns just found out about a priest who has $5,000."

"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"" Caddy: ""The way you play sir it's a sin any day of the week!"""

"What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's? Shakespeare (say it out loud)"

"Catfished I met someone online and traveled to their house to hook-up. Knock on the door and a cute blonde opens. I'm pretty pissed, they looked nothing like the 10 year old boy I spoke to."

"You hear about the NBA player who married a midget? He was nuts over her."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !"

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina."

"Watch out for black ice I rode a bike over some black ice. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"Warner Brothers' 2015 film schedule."

"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."