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Joke of the Day

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking...JK, Rolling!"

"Are you going to take a bath? No I'm leaving it where it is."

"Did you know Elvis once worked at a dry cleaners? He specialized in treating denim. In particular, Elvis pressed Lees."

"[fleeing the bank we just robbed] accomplice: play it cool this time, okay? me: GOD I HATE CRIME YOU GUYS police officer: alright he's clear"

"I raised an eyebrow once. He's an adult now, and he never calls or visits."

"Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out."

"""It's too cold in Jamaica, I won't have any fun."" ""Not with that latitude!"""

"My LOTR joke If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Gloin the Dark?"

"Why the letter ""G"" is scary????? In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST."

"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""