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Joke of the Day

"What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking...JK, Rolling!"

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it..."

"Which actor is always criticising churchgoers? Christian Slater."

"Frankenstein: Help I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry I'll lengthen it."

"why did Hitler kill himself because he saw his gas bill"

"What do you call it when President Obama and Joe Biden talk shop over a nice dinner? A government man-date. Boom. I'll be here all night."

"Badly built roofs... Are exactly why I have truss issues"

"I don't know what the thickness limit on the office laminator is, but I'm sure as fuck not stopping until I have a waterproof cat."

"Why do porn stars hate driving? Because people always pull out infront of them."

"Luis Suarez is teaming up with Joe Hart to advertise Head and bloody Shoulders."