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Joke of the Day

"Watch out for black ice I rode a bike over some black ice. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian."

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue... ...Vodka costs less than dinner for two"

"What is the program for pranking insane people called? Pantaloon"

"This one time, a work colleague declared The Avengers to be a better film than The Dark Knight. That was a busy day in HR, I can tell you."

"You hear Charlie sheen is starring on a new show. It's called Two and a half T-cells"

"My bf thinks I'm obsessed with Linkin Park so he broke up with me... But in the end, it doesn't even matter"

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"

"Captain Morgan and Cap'n Crunch awkwardly chat at their naval college class reunion."

"Survey gone wrong.. or right?? On a survey for 'which conditioner you use?' 99% of the womens said 'aaahhhhhh.....get out of my shower!!!!'"